i think my favourite sound in the world is people zipping up their pencil cases and bags when a class is about to end
i dont want bunk beds mom i want PUNK beds *flips hair*
i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud